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Sticky Links 
Wednesday, October 29, 2008, 01:06 PM
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The snort now has stickable links for all those things too good to archive right away. If you have any other suggestions, let me know!
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The Snort Fixed 
Saturday, August 2, 2008, 01:38 PM
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I've updated the coding of the snort to use an actual database rather than individual text files created on the fly via a script. What does this mean for you? The page loads faster and doesn't break anymore - yay! No cosmetic changes as of yet, but i'll probably add some features such as sticky links (entries that don't disappear off the front page automatically) and anything else i can think of. I'm open for suggestions!
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Fuck New York 
Tuesday, July 29, 2008, 10:21 AM
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I just finished reading this article and was once again reminded of why I hate that festering shithole New York. How the hell could someone write such smug tripe addressing others as douchebags without realizing their own douchebaggery in the process? Of course, therein lies the definition of a New Yorker - a self centered, self important pompous asshole that thinks the world revolves around their glorified image of the feces log floating in the Hudson river. Alright then, two can play at this game - if I'm going to be accused of something, I may as well be doing it. I present to you my own douchebag response to an article everyone should probably just ignore in the first place. I don't have time to respond to the whole thing, so lets just stick to the bullet points at the end:

"If you donít know where to go, ask directions. We will happily help you. But only ask once. If you forget, youíre on your own."

Lies. New Yorkers will never be willing to help you, much less talk to you. Anytime I've asked for directions there, I've been purposely given misinformation (much to the giddy thrill of the filthy bastard) or ignored. Also, consider the fact that perhaps if your repulsive New York mouth didn't have an accent akin to a dying crow squawk, we could understand you the first time.

"Keep your wallet in your front pocket, and donít walk around with your money out."

Who are you, my mom? This is true of anywhere you go, not just NY.

"PAY ATTENTION to everything youíre doing. We have to, and so do you."

Make me.

"Donít talk to people in elevators."

People talk to each other all the time in elevators in NY. Where are you getting this shit? Stop acting like you've discovered yet another secret NY rule that the rest of the world has to conform to.

"The City: Manhattan (as opposed to the other four boroughs of New York City)
* Uptown: North, Upper East Side, Upper West Side and Harlem.
* Downtown: South; also refers to anywhere south of 14th street, most often used when referencing the Lower East Side, SoHo (south of Houston), NoHo (north of houston) and the Village."


Not really helpful since 90% of it looks like a monkey smeared feces everywhere.

"Houston: Pronounced ďhouse-ton,Ē not like the city in Texas."

Ok, I got called on this one myself while i was there on one of my trips. Listen up you New York whores, just because you think something should be pronounced one way doesn't mean the rest of the world agrees with you. When the majority of america sees the word "Houston" they think of the city, not your little pissant street. No, a cross section of the lower east side of your shit nugget is not more important than an entire city. Either get the entire world to start calling the city Haowse-TON, or shut the fuck up and quit pretending like you don't know what people are referencing when they speak the name as they originally learned.

"The Train: the subway"

A subway is an underground train, but semantics aside...

"F**king move!" and "Let me get"

They speak this way cuz THEY GOT CULCHA, right?! Well lets see...

Webster:

1cul∑ture
Pronunciation: \ˈkəl-chər\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, cultivated land, cultivation, from Anglo-French, from Latin cultura, from cultus, past participle
Date: 15th century
1: cultivation, tillage
2: the act of developing the intellectual and moral faculties especially by education
3: expert care and training <beauty culture>
4 a: enlightenment and excellence of taste acquired by intellectual and aesthetic training b: acquaintance with and taste in fine arts, humanities, and broad aspects of science as distinguished from vocational and technical skills
5: A New Yorker's poor excuse for any and every sloppy, disgusting, rude, selfish, backstabbing action they routinely perform.

I guess they got me there...
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Game Room - First Pics Up! 
Sunday, February 10, 2008, 08:12 PM
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By popular demand, added preliminary pics of the gameroom to the photo album today. It's still a work in progress and has a ways to go.

None of the cartridges at the bottom are repeats of the boxes at the top and 99% the games inside the drawer are unique (i.e. very few duplicates).

Will post updates as necessary.
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Photo Albums 
Thursday, February 7, 2008, 05:30 PM
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Added a link to the photo albums section of the site. -->


I didn't ask to be president of balloon doggies, the balloon doggies demanded it.
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